Showing posts with label surgery. Show all posts
Showing posts with label surgery. Show all posts

Sunday, 25 May 2008

The Big Op


Four new paw pads and a hole in my ear repaired. At last. I've been on the waiting list for months and had been bumped several times for not very good reasons. I like to think that I am a vitally important member of this household so I was a bit upset that my health and welfare wasn't more highly thought of. I'm not bitter. But next time she has a migraine I might be looking for an orchestra of car alarms and pneumatic drills to play right outside the flat.

No. I'm really not bitter. When she couldn't finish the sewing last night she did wrap me in my blankie so I didn't lose any fluff. Then this morning we sat in the sunshine and listened to some James Bond radio play while she finished the sewing up.

Don't like James Bond much. Oh, it's all entertaining enough - the films and that - but Bond himself - he's not what you'd call a deep character. Not much to say for himself. All that manlier than manly butchness. He's just trying too hard - isn't he? And shouldn't that martini be stirred not shaken? He's no Richard Hannay.

Or The Saint.

Or Harry Lime - ok - he did come to a bad end and he was a completely sleazy bastard but still - I'd give my ears to sound as smooth as old Harry in his pre-Vienna adventures. Maybe I'm biased. I think I do look a bit like a young Orson Wells. In a certain light. And from a certain angle. Possibly. Maybe not.


Tuesday, 15 May 2007

an end to torment

I'm sure we've all been in situations where we've thought "What would Beth Ditto do?" - so, thank you, The Guardian - Bear salutes you.

An end to my torment. Madame's torment continues. She growls and weeps in front of Amazon. She wants the precious and she wants it now. They've broken her. She hates everything Tolkein and they've made her do Gollum.

Luckily she's off to her yoggi class tonight so I'll have peace to practice my surgical skills (yes, I do have a white coat and set of scrubs, thank you for asking) with Fred the Bunny (as seen on BoingBoing).

Before I go off to sharpen my scalpel and wash my paws - please may I recommend Mr James's blog "The Big Side Order". Always a work of excellence. His recent post - "Toys" - made my buttons go all misty.

Wednesday, 28 March 2007

"er" as in "Clooney" - not "er" as in "um"

is difficult to type at moment. bit fragile. a world of "ouch". hopefully all back together again by weekend. new, exciting ears and nose no longer falling off. hopefully.

in lieu of me - the Russian Winnie the Pooh.


Friday, 23 February 2007

the waiting list

I'm trying not to move about too much. I've been a bit fragile. I've been on the waiting list for surgery for months now. And then I was dancing. To the Sugababes. "Bet you look good on the dance floor". And some of my stitching popped. I didn't panic. It has happened before. They can rebuild me. But I'm feeling a bit tatty and old and unloved. And if she doesn't sort me out soon I'm going private. Ooooooooo, and look at the tartan bunnets.