The things I do to amuse and entertain ...
Apparently. Allegedly. With my ears pinned back. With actual pins. I look like that Billy Corgan out of those Smashing Pumpkins.
Not sure what I am supposed to do with this new found talent. Children's party entertainer? All toy tribute band? The Plushie Pumpkins?
If her boss would like her back then I can arrange to have the door left unlock. Bring a big enough sack and she's all yours.