I sat very still & tried to think "what would Simon Pegg & Nick Frost do?" I had been doing some very important staring & wondering & was caught unprepared.
Sure enough she had been very pasty faced recently & often stumbled about moaning & groaning. I hadn't noticed. I was a very bad but very busy bear.
She only calls me Teddy when she's angry or gloomy.
"Teddy, I can't sleep. Do you have a hug for your old madame?"
She wanted me close so she could munch me like a toffee doughnut. A sad end to the life of an amazing bear.
"I'm too wonderful to die in the paws of the evil walking dead". Oops. Did I say that out loud?
"Quite" she said "but what about my insomnia?" & she prodded me with her sleep diary.
She has insomnia. I have cloth ears.
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