I'm putting my Re-educating Madame programme on hold. I caught her listen to the Prairie Home Companion yesterday.
I don't like to kick someone when they are so obviously down.
That's a lie of course. I prefer to kick someone when they are down - otherwise I have to stand on a chair or something because kicking ankles is just dull. Especially during wellie boot weather.
Not that I go around attacking people - what with me being a clean living, peace loving small bear.
Quick! Look over there! It's a cute little cat chasing a ribbon.
Now what was I saying? Hum. Bears in space? Fumblog? Sad Kermit?
Ah, ha! Sad Madame! She was supposed to be fixing my paw yesterday but got into a epic battle of wits with her new mp3 player. It was just like an indoor version of that Captain Ahab bloke and his whale. Moby Zen had a whole lot of tricks inside his little rubber coat - at one point he was insisting that "William, It Was Really Nothing" was definitely by Alison Moyet. Controversial. He wouldn't let things be deleted. He pretended he was dead. He drove her to seek refuge in Garrison Keller country. We were minutes away from a future full of wax cylinders and wind -up gramaphones. Making our own entertainment. Family fun round the pianola.
But she kept going and finally our little Zen friend was subdued. He is now full of lots of nice sounding things.
And "In The Night Garden : A Musical Garden". *Double shudder* Yeah. Any more trouble out of the little chap and she has him singing the Makka Pakka song. Harsh punishment.
Managed to scrap enough of her together to get my paw fixed today but don't want to push it - at least not until I've tested the new stitching. Bit disappointed she couldn't do something bionic - just ordinary thread and a bit of stuffing but I'm back in one piece. Mustn't grumble.
Especially since it's my mate Mr Flynn's 3rd birthday tomorrow.
Yay! Happy Birthday, Mr Flynn!!!