the case for the defence

She's upset. Apparently I've given the impression that she is a musical chav - wandering the streets abusing any random member of the Fence Collective she trips over and saying nasty things about Vashti Bunyan and menacing anyone who looks like they might have bought "Ys".

She wants it made clear that she went to see Neko Case a few months ago and really enjoyed it and brought me back a nice "Neko Case" badge. She felt very sorry for Richard Swift at his ABC gig - it was a miserable, wet Monday night but still ... where was everyone? She is really looking forward to new stuff from Andrew Morgan - she loves "Misadventures in Radiology". She has the Sweep t-shirt. Rock and roll.

"And, anyway, who was it that hurt themselves dancing to the Sugababes?".

So that's me told. I'm off to hide in the wardrobe with my contraband copy of "The Milk-Eyed Mender".