Myspace - what is it good for?

So we found the missing Myspace page. We stared at it. We wondered at its ugliness. We prodded it a few times. We tried to decide what it was for. There was a rather cute lemur. And I'm not as popular as Lily Allen. Yet. Although I do look even cuter in a ball gown. We've looked for a photo but can only find the butch ones. Me looking handsome - but butch. Stick me in pink marabou and tulle and I could out cute a whole barrel full of Elmos.