She comes wandering in all soggy. She's been to the pub. When she said she was going to drown her sorrows I didn't think she meant it literally. He was unsuitable. I can't say why because she'll squidge me till my eyes pop out but, as predicted, Bear knew best. Of course I'd never send naughty pictures of myself to a woman that I had just met. Which she might accidentally open while at work. Oops.
Quick. Look! Pandas! Really, really cute pandas Lots of them.