She's cheered up a bit. Pay day and a long weekend to look forward to. And, if I'm a Good Bear, she'll get me a dvd to watch. But only if I'm a Good Bear. Which kind of scuppers my plans for the afternoon. Was thinking about going out to set fire to a couple of bus shelters - maybe mug some old folk - or start a small war. Apparently this is all Bad Bear behaviour. Who knew?
So it's back to Plan B: spend the afternoon pretending to be him out of Radiohead.
It's harder than it looks. Got my head stuck in the vase last time I tried. And soggy.